Things Accountants Say

Sisters can be scary. Mine is probably scarier than most. She is an accountant. This means she is enraged by things I wouldn’t normally think about. This cartoon is a good example.

The Master Class

Feel like one last sweet treat to farewell Easter?

Try listening to my short story, The Master Class, read by Holly Myers, as part of Quart Short Literary Reading Nights.

Something is not quite right at this bakery…

 

Doctor Leechpants

Made this card for a friend who has a pet leech.

His name is Doctor Leechpants (the leech, not the friend).

Inside it reads:

Yup. You’re another year older. A new decade, even.

But at least you have feet.