i.e. my sister and I went to Sydney for the weekend in celebration of her birthday.
Birthday card for my little sister. I call her shrimpy because she is small and shrimp-like.
What I’ve been seeing; what I’ve been hearing.
Made this card for a friend who has a pet leech.
His name is Doctor Leechpants (the leech, not the friend).
Inside it reads:
Yup. You’re another year older. A new decade, even.
But at least you have feet.
When the granddaughter came to visit, the grandmother spent the entire time listing the people who no longer had time to visit her.