i.e. my sister and I went to Sydney for the weekend in celebration of her birthday.
Birthday card for my little sister. I call her shrimpy because she is small and shrimp-like.
Made this card for a friend who has a pet leech.
His name is Doctor Leechpants (the leech, not the friend).
Inside it reads:
Yup. You’re another year older. A new decade, even.
But at least you have feet.